I have a few recent mommy confessions. There are many more, I'm sure, but these are the ones that have stood out in my mind the past week.
#1:
We went through the bank drive-through the other day. The teller must have saw Alison in the backseat because, when she returned the little deposit slip receipt thing, she also sent along a Tootsie Roll.
This is the first time that my kid has gotten a little treat like this.
I love Tootsie Rolls.
Alison has never had a Tootsie Roll.
Alison didn't see me take the Tootsie Roll out of the little canister thingy.
It's really too hard for her to chew anyway, right?
Man, I really want that Tootsie Roll.
Quick, mommy....think. Diversion.
"Oh, Ali...look out the window! There's a big black
doggie! Do you see the
doggie?"
(Darling child looks out the window).
I quickly unwrap the Tootsie Roll and shove it in my mouth.
Mmm...mommy deception.
#2:
We went to a three-year-
old's birthday party on Saturday. We left with a
goodie bag for Alison filled with bubbles, sunglasses, and M&Ms.
Let's just say Alison never knew about the M&Ms.
She sure is enjoying the bubbles and sunglasses.
I sure did enjoy the M&Ms.
(Is there a pattern here?)